George Lucas loves his fans. He does. At least from what I can see. Futurama can use the sound effects as much as they like, as well as Robot Chicken and Family Guy; he also lets the Extended Universe become cannon, which is a big mistake. What's wrong with fans being allowed to craft more of what they love? Let me explain the only way I can...
|Would you like to see this scene turned into a butt fucking orgy and became cannon?|
|Even after Lucas RetConned what it looked like.|
I can understand why people did this...to an extent. Boba Fett was underdeveloped in the trilogy, but he seemed capable of doing more. He's a bounty hunter. He should have been cooler. What other shit has he done?!?
|Produced by Terry Glaser and Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld.|
Seriously?!? This is just...ridiculous! He was cut in half, fell down a vent, dragged himself to a cave and made spider legs for himself...and this is cannon now! Here's a synopsis from the web site I linked to:
"However, Maul managed to survive his defeat at the hands of Kenobi. Through his hate and will to live, as well as his hatred against Kenobi, he reached out with the Force and grabbed an air vent. He escaped to Lotho Minor in order to escape Sidious' anger for his failure. Maul acquired a six-legged arachnid-like cybernetic apparatus to replace his lost lower body, and stayed in the caves of the planet."
Why can't he be dead?!? I wanted to see more of him too, like Boba Fett he was under developed, but like this?!? Fuck no! When Yoda busted out the light saber in Episode 2, I was excited. It was a little silly, but it made sense. And it was done with style if not dignity. This? What the fuck is this? I couldn't give less of a flying fuck how this guy wields a light saber.
All I have to say is this...
Before you blame Lucas for fucking up his own creation (which he has, don't get me wrong) look to yourselves first.